Hey visitor!

Some artistic licence has been taken here; the facts are all true, they just didn't all happen in the same story. This idea came to me while watching "Pawn Stars" and drinking stronger than usual beer.

With apologies to Bob Thiele and Louis Armstrong

Inspired by the poet Jon Cooper Clarke

Happened so fast, couldn't last.

She just wandered into my life, then wandered out.

Would you like to play a game?!

Winning isn't everything!

There are worse things than Writer's Block!

A reprise to a summer's day from my childhood, for the next generation

This just sort of happened, but not to me.